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hummer

uhm, head

hummer girls by hmo.. duh
by j n k July 3, 2008
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Hummer

*Hummers*
A pointless ass machine usually found in pointless ass wars by a dumb ass president who thought that a war in Iraq would be a good ass idea.

Often believed to get 4-10 MPG.

An Annoying ass machine that takes up half the road, uses way too much oil and spits out more fumes than aunt Helga with a cigar.
- Damnit!
- What?
-we just got behind one of those dumb ass hummers again! Damnit!
-WHAT?
-I can't pass it because half the road is being used up. DAMNIT!
-WHAT?!!
- I'm suffocating on the fumes its giving out. DAMNIT!!!!
-WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
-We can't stop for gas because it's not 100 dollars a barrel and means that I'll have to pay 4 dollars per gallon of gas! DAMNIT ALL!
by Shaka brah March 24, 2008
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Humberside Collegiate Institute

Humberside Collegiate Institute ( HCI ) is located in Toronto

and is the BEST school in all of Ontario. The students there are sweet hearts and there amazing, they are well mannered and mature. Humberside Collegiate Institute is a school going from grade 9-12. Humberside mascot is the Husky.
Lets go to Humberside Collegiate Institute

HCI?

yeahh

Best place ever

yeah, its a second home to students
by djshdjshsdjshdjshds February 7, 2012
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anal hummer

when one homosexual farts while another homosexual has intercourse in his ass. See also butthole blowjob.
Adam was taking it hard from Steve, so he decided to give him an anal hummer to help Steve finish.
by tiggerus December 13, 2009
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hummer

BJ.

Blow job.
Although there are more complicated, intricate definitions, any BJ can be cqlled a hummer.
I know a guy that got a hummer from his Mom.

Dude! That's sick!
by wumn? November 6, 2004
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Plum Hummer

When you place your balls in someones mouth and they "hum" a tune whilst sookin them.
"She was amazing at sooking the boaby! she even plopped ma baws in her mooth and gave me a cracking "Plum Hummer" then I splodged all oor her coupon!
by AB3 Massive July 26, 2010
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hummer

yet another slang term for oral sex
Howerd stern just gave that guy a hummer on national TV!
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
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