The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.
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Get the peter houston mug.You notice that teams that haven't been losing against the Yankees much that year get investigated, but when was the last time anybody investigated the Yankees? LA is the same way, other teams either go along with the LA teams program or theres an investigation.
The Houston Astros and the Red Sox, teams that had been giving the Yankees trouble in the past few years are the teams that got investigated it turns out, which seems to be what happens when the Yankees don't win a title that year. The same time winning every year isnt interesting, some people root for the team that's going to keep a season interesting over impressive stats and a winning record. Some people root for the team that never wins because they're everything the Yankees are not, they're not agreeable that the Yankees should win a title every year, and that doesnt mean they're okay with their team losing.
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Get the Houston Astros mug.An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"
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Get the The Houston mug.The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team that plays in the American League West Division. They cheated their way to a World Series win in 2017 with a center field camera and by banging a trash can to let the batter know what pitch was coming. In 2018, they traded in the trash can for a buzzer that 5’6” Jose Altuve from Hobbiton stuck up his butt. The Astros have long been known to have something dirty on MLB commissioner Robb Manfred, as he let them keep the trophy, the trash cans and even the butt buzzers.
Derek totally stole my idea and then went to my boss, Jim with it. Jim loved the idea and gave him a raise. Derek Houston Astro’d me
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