houston lemonade

The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.

Me and my girlfriend did a houston lemonade last night, so wet!!!!

by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024

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Houston Hotbox

The act of getting killed by the smoke/chemical fumes of a industrial accident. Named for the multitude of industrial accidents that have occurred in the area around Houston, Texas.

Person 1: My man got Houston Hotboxed in that plant fire
Person 2: And that's why a house next to a chemical plant is a bad idea

by inhaleball April 7, 2021

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Spicy Houston

A shot of vodka, hot sauce, and cum.

“Bro, my girl mad freaky!”
“What she do?”
“She made me drink a Spicy Houston! I almost died lmao.”

by yr mom lol June 20, 2019

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A place where girls who have nowhere better to live come crash for a year or seven. Features cinnamon milky floors, oily dishes and you'll never feel lonely because there are so many cockroaches you can become friends with.

I have no idea what to do with my life... should I just join the Houston Hype House?

by InternPTN March 30, 2025

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Houston

A city in Texas where literally no one can drive. It it kinda cool I guess but it is just budget Dallas.

I'm going to go to Houston! I hope I don't get into a major car accident again.

by UraniumTexan July 10, 2023

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Houston Hotpot

Get some gerbils, peanut butter, a Morningstar, saran wrap, a car battery, and a shit ton of electrical wire. Sit on one, insert another orally then rush to connect the wires to the battery while spinning to cover up completely with cellulose wrap.

Phil thinks he's getting wierd this weekend, but only reinvented the Houston Hotpot

by Estebe January 17, 2025

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