alabama hot pocket

What Mario R. does to Natalie A.
*** The art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside .

Man , Mario gave Natalie a nice warm Alabama Hot Pocket last night . I could hear them heating it up all last night .

by S & C November 16, 2007

alabama hot pocket

Often confused with "moon docking" or defecating into a vagina, the "Alabama Hot Pocket" is actually a term used by necrophiles to describe a cadaver in a body bag stashed in a cardboard box in a mobile home (or the trunk of a rusty '73 camaro) which has been heated by the mid-day sun.

"I went back to the trailer on my lunch break to have a 'date' with my 'lady'. Talk about a Alabama Hot Pocket- what, with this heat wave we're havin'!"

by nurtchle December 23, 2007

alabama hot pocket

an alabama hot pocket is a disgusting fetish where a male shits in a girls vagina and sticks his dick in it. or with a two girls a girl A shits in girl Bs vagina and licks it.

man i need to shit. want an alabama hot pocket.

by yunhobo September 2, 2009

Hot Pocket Herpes

The stringy bits of flesh that hang down from the roof of your mouth after having consumed scalding hot food. For oral abrasions caused by the texture of the food, rather than it being hot, use Captain Crunch Mouth.

Jim: Dude, why do you have needle-nosed pliers in your mouth?

Carey: Man, I got a bad case of the hot pocket herpes from those pizza rolls.

by Anarchist Quaker June 2, 2009

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, fucking her, then eating her out.

I was feeling dirty today..... so I gave her an Alabama Hot pocket!

by Rupert123 March 4, 2008

Bixby Hot Pocket

A sex act in which the male vomits into the vaginal cavity of the female, and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the female.

Wow, I got really wasted and did the Bixby Hot Pocket with that girl Grace!

by superduperpooper69 November 18, 2009

dirty hot pocket

A mix between a dirty Sanchez and a Alabama hot pocket. So you open up a chicks vag, shit in it, then fuck her, then take your dick out and rub the shit on her lip, creating a mustache.

Last night I meet Britney Spears in an alley and gave her a dirty hot pocket on top of a dumpster.

by Tittyfuck69 January 22, 2014