the name of the baby that you do not want to keep; a product of drunken sex at a dirty fraternity house.
"If I dance harder will Herbert die?"
"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."
"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"
"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."
"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"
by thedouchies May 18, 2009
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"Eh, the usual, kill a couple of kids here, own some people there, bust caps etc." Replies Mr.Wang
"So wanna go build that 83lane super highway?"
"Sounds good"
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"So wanna go build that 83lane super highway?"
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"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."
"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."
"Man, I just got back from dealing with those tight laced assholes in administration. What a bunch of self-righteous morons."
"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."
"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."
"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."
"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."
"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."
"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."
"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."
"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."
by Øne November 9, 2007
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