hoe bag

someone who is a douche; and is alliberately being an obnoxious fuck

hey you ! shut up and stop being a hoe bag.

by wadzinky June 21, 2015

hoe bag

people who have sex and having multiple farts at the same time (mostly referring to women)

or

whores that have sex with paper bags

your lil' hoe bag did 69 to my dad.. all i could hear was a contant FRRTT sound....

by hobo da mofo May 20, 2004

hoebuggling

when mary o'sullivan squirts on a one eyed midget whose having sex with a panda.

She went hoebuggling crazy last night after getting F-ed in the A by a thirty year old Canadian.

by Jeremy January 28, 2005

hotbag

a nickname for a teacher you have (usually male) that you have the hots for and is married, but at the same time has the hots for another teacher at the school, usually a foreign language teacher.

i call my social studies teacher hotbag because he is married and attracted to a spainsh teacher and i have the hots for him.

by you spin me right round, February 12, 2007

hobag

An ugly ginger with no eyebrows who says her name is zoe when it really isn't. The typical hobag may steal a boyfriend, make out with a guy that used to be a girl, or have sex with about 7 guys at a time.

Oh my god, that girl is all over Bob, Ralph, Joe, and Matt. Talk about a hobag.

by potatopancakes. December 27, 2010

Hobagaboobs

"Whole Bag of Boobs" OR "Ho-bag with Boobs". Time, place, and level of inebriation dictates witch definition is describing the female in question.

ME: "Honey, Brandon is coming over for dinner tonight"

WIFE: "Is he bringing anyone with him?"

ME: "Yes, he's bringing Hobagaboobs"

WIFE: "Wait, does this one have a whole bag of boobs or is she a Ho-bag with boobs?"

ME: "Yes"

by invisableclowniswatchingyou January 30, 2010

hobag

(n)a person that dresses like a bag lady and is a prostitute

That skanky hobag smell like shit!

by waddup dog April 27, 2005