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Hobbitophile

A guy or girl that has a preference for short guys/ girls.
Angel-When you masterbate, you're thinking about guys, short, short guys, you fuckin hobbitophile.
Guy-You got that from the movie Dogma dude, not all the time.
by Solid Mantis August 26, 2019
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hobbit leg

by Kingbluecc60 November 3, 2019
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Hobbitty

anything that is characteristic to the lifestyles of a hobbit from the fictional novels of the lord of the rings trilogy.
my dad told me my sister and I are hobbitty because we never leave the house.
by annieg.mua March 30, 2020
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Hobbit feet

IF A BITCH GOT HOBBIT FEET GET THOSE CLIPPERS AND GO TO CLIPPING THOSE NAILS.
**looks at hobbit feet, thinks about sucking them**
by WY0B01 January 8, 2021
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hobbitify

To turn into a hobbit
I will hobbitify myself
by Hobbitguy3 February 6, 2021
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Hobbit

A hobbit is a small smelly creature that you can find on the couch at any local traphouse. Hobbits become like the house pet to whatever dealer runs that traphouse. Hobbits specialize in tasks such as complimenting, cleaning, smoking and spitting in coffees
That hobbit annoys me but I dont want to let him know because he will steal my left shoe in my sleep
by Badkidx1 November 8, 2021
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Hobbit

Someone like a Iven from the Hague. It’s a person that is fat/skinny and has big hairy feet. He/she sometimes goes to the gym but does al the exercises wrong, and is on his phone all the time while you need that exercise.
Look at that guy exercising wrong. Yeah he is such a hobbit.

Get your lazy ass from the couch and go to the gym! Or do you wanna stay hobbit?
by The Habit killer November 24, 2021
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