hockey guys

the hottest males that play any sport. These guys know how to handle sticks and always look delicious. Many teenage girls will find themselves drooling over these boys at the local ice arena.

Carly: OHMYGOSH number 17 is so fineee!
Kenzie: that's because he's a hockey guy! It's a known fact that all hockey guys are very sexy.
Carly: true dat.
Kenzie: *Drools a little because the hockey guys are so hot*

by aksdhgkajf January 16, 2011

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey)

Goalie for the Boston Bruins. As a top prospect, Tim Thomas was drafted 217th overall in the 1994 entry draft by some team that moved to Colorado. After being drafted, he decided to backpack around Europe for 8 years. Upon his return to the states, he promptly joined with the Providence Bruins of the AHL. After 3 seasons with them, he finally got a job with the Boston Bruins. For 2 seasons he sucked and was outplayed by such stars as Alex Auld and Joey MacDonald. However, he soon found his stride behind a the defensive system of coach Claude Julien. Kicked ass for 2 years, then sucked again and lost the starting job to Tuukka Rask aka Tuukk Nuukkem.

Who was that one goalie that won the Vezina and then lost his starting job the next season? No, not Jim Carey, it was Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey).

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) and Chris Osgood could totally be brothers.

by JFinney08 May 26, 2010

Hockey Ninja

A hockey player who's inconspicuous presence causes the opposing team to pay him/her little attention only to appear out of thin air and score. Hockey Ninjas are sneaky, sly, and skillful; striking with incredible speed and accuracy.

"Oh my gawd! He came out of nowhere and scored?"

"That's because... he's a Hockey Ninja!"

by jcninja June 29, 2009

Unreal Hockey Swag

Swag that is so amazing that it can only belong to hockey players. Usually this type of swag is found in New England. Anybody with unreal swag can dangle around any player, snipe on the best goalies, and can get biddies.

Bender 1: Woah that kid has unreal hockey swag.

Bender 2: Yea he just dangled around all of us and then sniped on our goalie.

by bender_killer November 17, 2010

Hockey Ninja

A hockey player who excels at committing cheap shots and not being called for a penalty. Most hockey ninjas, if caught by a player, will use their art to disappear behind a referee, thereby escaping any retribution.

Fan 1: "How did Darcy Tucker not get called for boarding?!"

Fan 2: "Because he is a hockey ninja."

by Boltman88 January 15, 2009

pond hockey

An unofficial game of hockey played on either an outdoor man-made rink or a frozen body of natural water such as a pond or lake. Pond hockey differs from an official game of hockey in the sense that it is much more free-flowing with few game stoppages. Rules and style of play differ on many scales from regional differences to simple pre-game rule setting. Rules such as off-side and icing are often thrown out. The most unique aspect, however, is pond hockey is possible without the employment of a goaltender. Many alternate scoring methods are used instead such as hitting posts and the crossbar to score goals. Also called "shinny" in some areas.

Gather the lads and let's go play pond hockey!

by Arnie on Ice March 16, 2008

Hockession

A misspelled version of “Hockessin” most likely added to Urban Dictionary by some lower middle class wigger douche bag who was upset that his parents can not afford to buy a home in one of Delaware’s most prominent areas.

-Poor Kid: Your a Hockession faggot!!!
-Hockessin Kid: Actually, I hail from Hockessin, and you're going to shut up and pump my gas.

by Hockessinite June 5, 2007