Hitchhiker

A thumb in either the anal or vaginal orifice while in the doggiestyle position.

I might have married the bitch if she had been down with the hitchhiker.

by John Clever March 19, 2003

hitch cock

Derived from the words 'hitch' (meaning 'limp') and 'cock' (not a rooster), is a synonym of the term limp dick.

The word around school is that he's a bit of a hitch cock.

by godnalor April 28, 2010

hitchhiker

n.: (slang) a small nugget of fecal matter attached to the hindquarters of an animal such as a cat or dog; especially common among long-haired species.

syn: dingleberry

"Quick, get Muffins off of the new duvet! He has a hitchhiker on his butt!"

by EmmyFoofoo May 5, 2008

hitch hiker

when you fart and it travels uo your crack and pops out the top of the anus or the oppisite direction going up next to your testicles.

wow that fart sounded funny mike was that a hitch hiker oh yeah right next to the nuts.

by kevon December 21, 2002

trailer hitch

nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy

Freak that bitch out, give her the trailer hitch.

by BigSteve420 July 27, 2006

hitcher

A girl who buddies up to guys in a bar drinking on a tab in order to drink for free.

Nicole walks into a bar and immediately hangs out with a big group of guys. She's the fastest hitcher I know.

by Tony A. August 2, 2007

Alfred Hitchcock

An Alfred Hitchcock occurs at night after sex. This is when you get up to turn the light on and your naked likeness creates a silhouette on the window shade.

After I gave her the business and smoked her boots, she turned on the light as I walked past her window, the neighbors got an eye full of Alfred Hitchcock.

by Rob11R September 8, 2013