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trojan helmet

the act of a man laying his testicles in ones eye sockets and laying his dick down the middle of the persons nose to their lips thus resmbling a trojan helmet
"While Mary was sleeping I took out mt dick and laid it on her head to make a trojan helmet."
by Fudger April 24, 2003
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Vaders helmet

John whipped out his Vaders helmet
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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Hellen Kellered

The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.
Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.

Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.
by KingKrule January 2, 2012
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raw helmet

what is a sore/chaffed/raw penis head usually from constant rubbing against wet swim trunks
excuse me, i need lotion for my raw helmet asap
by estefan colbierto October 16, 2008
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Helment

An incorrect spelling of helmet, usually by southerners or rednecks. This error arises because the pronunciation of helmet with a southern accent is indistinct on the second syllable, and because people tend to write words according to local phonetics.
Mother: Bobby, don't you go riding your bike without wearing a helment!

Bobby: Jesus Christ mom, it's HELMET. I'm 5 and I know that.
by GetItRightMorons October 22, 2011
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greek helmet

During fellatio, the sac is rest on a woman's face with a testicle on each eye and the shaft rests on the nose, resembling a classic green helmet
This girl was licking my balls while my cock was on her nose & it looked like a greek gladiator helmet (greek helmet)
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Helena

Pronounced: Hell-eeeeeee-nuh
Her true beauty is so strong it shines to the world not only through her beautiful style but through her kind personality. Caring, strong, and your most loyal loving friend. Interested in all new opportunities and ideas. one of the coolest people ever. Once they find who they are through struggle and curiosity, they know their path and the important things in life. A true honor to know.
Helena?

she runs to you effortlessly and gives you a hug because she sees your beauty. Helena sees your beauty even when you dont. You see hers through all her daily actions
by Lunastellamia June 27, 2011
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