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Hector

A young boi who likes to jerk off to loli's
Man Hector why would you do that i'm not gonna judge.
by 4REEEEL March 27, 2019
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hefty load

A milkman sized cum shot, at least one cup (236 ml) of nut bust.
Me: I shot a hefty load, all over a hooker that looked like Lady Gaga, but less gay looking. Here, I taped it on my new phone.

some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.

Me: Having money it awesome.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
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Hefty

meaning your a little bit large around the middle
ie Fat
haha your hefty
by Xhent August 29, 2003
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Hectic Dirties

An amalgamation of the words hectic and dirty. The expression originates from Morden, South London. Both words have the same connotation; an expression of amazement.
The words can also be reversed i.e.: "Dirty Hectics" or bastardized i.e.: "Rectic Flirties."
"That shit was hectic dirties!"
"Rahtid Koop that was some frederick flirties"
"Wectic birties!"
by Intense Emcee September 8, 2006
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Hectic Hector

Absolute Cock, loves tromboning and specialises in removing arse fluff with the tongue!
Excuse me Jay do you enjoy being a Hectic Hector
by TRAD1 December 15, 2008
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Hector

A Hectoris an alien that disguises themselves as a person
Ex:

Me: What's your name
The Hector: I'm a Hector
Me: what's that?
The Hector: GLEEK NOK EEK NAK
by Sksksksk Anna oop September 26, 2019
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Inspector Hector

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but one completes the shitstache to include a goatee.
Just when I thought the shit wasn't going to circle the mouth, voila! I wrapped my cock around her chin and gave her an Inspector Hector-
by Mr. Decent June 2, 2008
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