Heathers

Heather means your taken or dating someone

I’m only friends with heathers

by Sticky_simps November 16, 2020

heather

someone who is your friend/boyfriend/girlfriend's first choice instead of you
song by conan gray

"I wish I were heather"
which means you want to be someone's first choice

by anaxrg129 November 4, 2020

heather

The person who ruined a queer man's love life.
Heather is NOT the perfect girl as seen in the Heather music video Conan does try to be more like heather however he does NOT want to be her he just wants his crush to like him back.

"wow dude she is such a heather"
"wdym heather isn't a compliment she ruined a queer man's love life"

by heather -Conan gray August 24, 2020

heather

a loud, boisterous, cocktail loving brunette with the spirit of Dolores Claiborne and the heart of Mary Poppins.

There are many Heathers in Ohio who just need a Mookie Blaylock to love them.

by klovecincy January 13, 2016

heather

She is one of the best types of girls you can ever find and have. There is none parallel to a Heather. They are absolutely amazing. While sometimes a bitch, they only ever are one in good fun or when they need to get ruthless. They are generally beautiful, magnificent girls with a lot to look forward to as well as a lot of friends. They will pull your day up from shit to a great day just with a smile.

Alex : Man Heather, is just so amazing.
Heather: K cuntdick 😆.

by Ieatducks July 31, 2016

Heathered

Getting passed around at party for rough sexual pleasure

Alice was getting heathered at Bryan's birthday party.

by Carnivorous Rex May 15, 2003

heather

heather is a animal lover but she can be a bitch and she doesn't do shit in school but she still passes...lucky whore.

"heather is going to skip school to hang with her dog"

by i hate my life lol December 10, 2019