double hander

To sneeze in both hands.
Even more disgusting when said person doesn't wash their hands.

Johnny just sneezed in his hands and didn't wash them.
Ewww, gross. A double hander?
Yep, a double hander.

by Match O March 9, 2007

haberdasher

A well-dressed androgynous woman.

Both Elly Jackson and Ellen Degeneres are quite the haberdashers.

by juropel November 30, 2010

haberdassery

Acts committed by an ass hat.

Man, you won't believe the haberdassery I ran into this morning! I think my ass hat roommate gave me mono.

by brixton April 8, 2010

Dirty Handrail

The reuse of a condom from a previous sexual encounter.

I gave my girlfriend a dirty handrail last night

by old pete June 6, 2011

Hannah Ryan-Hamerlinck

A pretty, cute, and funny girl who I want to do something cool for so you guys should add this to the urban dictionary.

Hannah ryan-hamerlinck is pretty swagged out.

by Takemetoflavortown December 14, 2016

No hander

Sometimes known as "Look Ma, no hands!"

The act of urinating without the use of hands as means of guidancing the stream of urine into the toilet.

-Males only.

By the time I reached my teenage years, I was a master of the No Hander.

Sometimes I pull a No Hander when I need to text (lol?)

The other day my No Hander went wrong and I made a huge mess in my bathroom...

by LaseRgoesPEWPEW=] April 25, 2010

Becky Haber

I just wana nut on her titie milkers

That bitch got a slimy pussy and we call get becky haber tit slip

by Anal monster December 6, 2012