sandy handy

Getting a sand paper hand-job till. Higher the grit, the better.

"Hey Ricky, would you rather get a sandy handy, or fuck a goat"?

sandy handy by yardsale March 15, 2014

Pull a Handy 

To Pull a Handy; to make out or be involved in sensual contact with a much better looking person (even though they may be intoxicated), for the soul-purpose of gaining popularity, even though you just look like a sickining joke afterwards.

Dude, did you that fugly chick pull a handy, that stoned guy was obviously much to attractive to care about her repulsivly moley face.

Pull a Handy by Jidewerkl April 2, 2006

Hot Handy 

An underground sexual act involving two men and one woman. Where one male partner will poop into the womans left hand while the other does the same in the right. The woman then takes the hand that the other man pooped in and jerks off the other man with the other males feces.

- I walked in on a hot handy once, i still cant get the smell out of those clothes.

Hot Handy by Dicken August 6, 2007

Cum In Handy 

When SOEM BITCH is giving you a handjob on an arm-chair, or sofa and you full out brick in and on her hand, no warning, no emotion. Brick means jizz.

Man, I should've used the Cum In Handy. That Cum In Handy would've come in handy, fuck.

Cum In Handy by uncensored k1te November 17, 2010

dandy handy 

When one holds the base of a man's penis and blows air across the tip until the man reaches orgasm and all the seeds fly away.

Steve is into some really weird things, He made me give him a dandy handy the other day.

dandy handy by Cereal dick February 10, 2015

butt handy 

A guy grinds on a girl. Suddenly, to his great surprise, a human hand emerges directly from her hindquarters and proceeds to grasp then stroke his member. Butt handy.

Did Sean tell you he got a butt handy from his girlfriend Missy??

butt handy by Turler August 3, 2018

W.C. Handy 

Reaching third base whilst in a bathroom (Water Closet) setting.

This girl and I went into the bar bathroom... At least I got a W.C. Handy out of it.

W.C. Handy by Solid as Iraq January 22, 2011