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love handle

The ergonomic curve formed by a woman's hip when she lays curled up on her side.

Commonly confused with "muffin top," which actually obscures a true love handle.
I like to rest my hand on her love handle until it is needed elsewhere.
by foliage_admirer December 18, 2010
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fuck handle

Platform heels, i.e. stripper heels, leaned on and/or held onto during sex when the girl is on top
"She leaned back and grabbed her fuck handles so she could ride him harder."
by D.L.P. January 19, 2006
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San Antonio Handlebar

Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.
I hate my boss so much I swear I'll give him a San Antonio Handlebar if I ever get fired.
by Freezerbabies August 24, 2008
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Dog handler

A dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major US cities. Often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.
As a demanding Dog handler I must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. I can't wait to get it down my throat. Goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.
by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010
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Can't Handle It

Being put to the test and resulting in failure.
by some ese August 22, 2010
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Handlebar Moustache

A handlebar moustache is a growth of hair from the upper lip of a man, including only hair from within the upper lip and within the smile lines, and not including hair growing from skin below the corners of the mouth. Such a moustache will have hair at either side that is allowed to grow longer and extend out to the sides, or upward or downward, and which may be straight - more or less - or naturally curled, or curled with the aid of heat or grooming aids such as waxes, pomades or glues.

A handlebar moustache is considered a highly distinctive style for a man, adding a sort of exclamation point to his personal style. Some feel such is odd or strange, but it's merely rare these days, and those who wear them like the individuality or nostalgia of the style.

An important note is what is NOT a handlebar moustache: many people believe that a horseshoe goatee or "biker mustache" (like Hulk Hogan is known for) is a handlebar moustache. Such consists of a mustache on the upper lip connected to a growth of hair in a column from the corners of the mouth straight down to the jawline. A moustache doesn't include cheek, jaw or chin hair, thus this is not a handlebar moustache. It is a goatee with a moustache.
by Ericjt July 24, 2011
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[blow job handle bars]

when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.
dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!
by sexyazzbabe914 March 21, 2009
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