A term frequently used on gay hookup apps indicating a desire for someone to have anal sex with the speaker.
This term comes from a derogatory gay stereotype that gay men choose it insert small animals into the rectum. While largely untrue, there has been enough fear/horror/disgust about the old ‘hamster up the wazoo’ concept that this sad tale has been woven into countless tasteless gay jokes.
This term comes from a derogatory gay stereotype that gay men choose it insert small animals into the rectum. While largely untrue, there has been enough fear/horror/disgust about the old ‘hamster up the wazoo’ concept that this sad tale has been woven into countless tasteless gay jokes.
Jon: hey there sexxy can we hook up?
Billy: Jonny boy you are so horny today wtf?
Jon: Well I was just hoping you’d help me find my lost hamster….
Billy: Ima poke you a good for sure Jonny Boy and if I happen upon your lost hamster I’ll be sure to let you know.
Jon: bet! I went as far up in it as I could but I couldn’t reach any further without help.
Billy: I got you brah, when we going to find your lost hamster? I got hard talking about it.
Jon: scoop me up in 45 min?
Belinda: you guys are so gross.
Billy: Jonny boy you are so horny today wtf?
Jon: Well I was just hoping you’d help me find my lost hamster….
Billy: Ima poke you a good for sure Jonny Boy and if I happen upon your lost hamster I’ll be sure to let you know.
Jon: bet! I went as far up in it as I could but I couldn’t reach any further without help.
Billy: I got you brah, when we going to find your lost hamster? I got hard talking about it.
Jon: scoop me up in 45 min?
Belinda: you guys are so gross.
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Person B: Nah. She seems nice, though.
Person C: She's really great, but she's not going to have any money left if she keeps buying expensive things for her hamster.
Person B: Nah. She seems nice, though.
Person C: She's really great, but she's not going to have any money left if she keeps buying expensive things for her hamster.
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person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead
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person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead
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