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lost hamster

A term frequently used on gay hookup apps indicating a desire for someone to have anal sex with the speaker.

This term comes from a derogatory gay stereotype that gay men choose it insert small animals into the rectum. While largely untrue, there has been enough fear/horror/disgust about the old ‘hamster up the wazoo’ concept that this sad tale has been woven into countless tasteless gay jokes.
Jon: hey there sexxy can we hook up?

Billy: Jonny boy you are so horny today wtf?

Jon: Well I was just hoping you’d help me find my lost hamster….

Billy: Ima poke you a good for sure Jonny Boy and if I happen upon your lost hamster I’ll be sure to let you know.

Jon: bet! I went as far up in it as I could but I couldn’t reach any further without help.

Billy: I got you brah, when we going to find your lost hamster? I got hard talking about it.

Jon: scoop me up in 45 min?

Belinda: you guys are so gross.
by Ka05mau5 July 18, 2023
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one eyed dwarf hamster

A very hairy penis, often confused with an actual dwarf hamster.
Travis has a one eyed dwarf hamster, it's so adorable.
by Magikpineapple April 29, 2014
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Teddy Bear Hamster

A tiny rodent, which is a common pet. That is extremely fluffy and cute!
What type of hamster is this?
Oh he's a teddy bear hamster.
by Squishy mongoose October 31, 2019
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Joey the hamster girl

A sweet person who loves hamsters very much but is slowly going broke from spending all of their money on their pet hamster.
Person A: Have you met Joey the hamster girl yet?
Person B: Nah. She seems nice, though.
Person C: She's really great, but she's not going to have any money left if she keeps buying expensive things for her hamster.
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the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded
example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead
by WR-#19 May 5, 2005
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hamster.duct-tape

The end of the world.
Full name, alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape.d
I was browsing the newsgroups for hamster duct-tape bestiality.
by Sarge October 22, 2003
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Hampster Hands

Freakishly small hands, not proportional to the rest of the body
Man lisa, your hands are so small, you have hampster hands!!!
by Nat & Malia October 4, 2008
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