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halpert

A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute
Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there.
by avaron September 22, 2008
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hater aid

the drink that all the fuckin haters are sippin on.
Guy 1: Look at that guy hes a freakin douche.
Guy 2: Shut the hell up and quit sippin the hater aid. Bitch
by dabestwebster August 3, 2010
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Converted Cat Hater

A person who had a lifetime hatred of cats. One who used to tell tales of how evil they were. Then one day their girlfriend or wife, or kid, or etc. forces them to live with a cat. Cats are attracted to cat haters. This particular cat also turns out to be intelligent, friendly and loving. The cat hater eventually sees kitty do something funny, looks at kitty and says, " You'll do cat,you got a home with me." At this point kitty will look at the former cat hater and blink hi eyes one time. In cat talk this can mean different things but in this case it means "I like you too."

A converted cat hater becomes a cat defender. They get angry when people say bad things about them. They become homicidal if they think somebody is going to hurt their cat.
Two bored teenagers are crusing a tiny midwestern village late at night.
Teen 1; I'm bored man, lets do something, lets tear this fucking little town up, take that gun and shoot at some houses.

Teen 2; This is the town where Billy was killed. He shot at a house and within 15 seconds half the town was shooting at him.

Teen 1, Bad idea, take my pellet rifle, it makes less noise, and start shooting their fucking cats. Everybody in this town hates cats. We will be hero's to them.

Teen 2. Aims the pellet rifle at a cat but before he can shoot the back window of their car explodes. Then they hear the distinct sound of another round being jacked in to a pump shot gun.

Teen 1. "Lets get the fuck out of here dude!" "That's a converted cat hater with a gun and they WILL kill us."

The teens later meet their buddies. They tell their friends "Some asshole shot our back window out but that's OK." We really beat the shit out of him and we tore that little town up before we left," "You shoulda seen it man, they was all scared of us and acting like bitches."
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 20, 2012
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playa hater

See also "Player Hater." A hater, of which playa hater is but a subgroup, partakes excessively of criticism and negativity. The defining characteristic of a playa hater is that the hater's ire is directed at someone who has achieved some level of success (where success may be measured in terms of scrilla, macking ability, or general pimpness). It is inferred that the source of the playa hater's dislike is rooted in jealousy, and not some other justifiable reason.
That **gga's been spreading dis shit to all sorts of **ggas. I'm through with this bitch - that salt game throwing, fake Muslim being, playa hater has got to go.
by dodgyMcJones April 15, 2007
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juggalo hater

An intelligent, productive member of society. Hating juggalos and juggalettes who constantly mooch off of the community but do nothing for us, is a major part of the juggalo hater's life.
Juggalo: "yo. word to yo mutha. mmfcl!"
Juggalo hater: "eat lead you piece of shit!"
by JuggaloH8R December 30, 2009
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hater button

(noun) the button on the side of a cell phone that silences the call, but does not hang up on the caller, allowing you to hate on them without them knowing.
(looking at cell phone): I'm going to have to give Joe the hater button. I can't handle him right now.
by The Bhamster December 1, 2006
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WWE Hater

One who feels the need to constantly remind a WWE or professional wrestling fan that it is fake and not a real sport, even hough it is a great form of sports entertainment. These people are jealous that they don't watch anything cool Monday nights, Tuesday nights, Thursday nights and Friday nights.
Big Rob: I'm a huge WWE fan.
Brendan: You know it's fake right?
Big Rob: Stop being a WWE Hater, pro wrestling is really fun to watch and practice in one's basement and they have cool moves like this, ELBOW DROP!!!
Brendan: OWW!!
by BIG ROB 69 December 16, 2009
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