Haver

Noun

One who has a lot of something, who prides themselves into something.
Often applied after another noun.

Not to be confused with the Verb, Not to be taken seriously

(person) is a Sex haver
is a Bitcoin haver
is a Card haver
is a Girlfriend haver

by Gab9 December 28, 2025

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Maximum haverdad

His head may be cold but he'll still hear you redline the gator from a mile away.

Did you see maximum haverdad? He looks fucking autistic

by goteem.56 February 14, 2019

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Damascus Haver is an insult/phrase that basically means that the person has no life. (Referencing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, released in 2019). Damascus is a hard and tedious camo to get in the game and if you have it you are a Damascus Haver.

Chad: "I play Modern Warfare and I already have Damascus in the first week!"
Chaz: "Crazy, you're a Damascus Haver!"

by waitwhatthefrickamidoing January 13, 2021

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Dan haider

Everyone's favourite Liverpool fan

Me : did you see how Liverpool list 5 away matches in a row ? Gotta feel bad for Dan haider

by GwakGwak March 19, 2021

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Bryce Halverson

Bryce is the best person you will ever meet. He is sweet and a bit of a dork, actually, a big dork, but it’s okay because it’s adorable. He always seems to be smiling so big that his eyes squint and his cheeks puff up. He is still maturing but has grown so much in the last year. He knows me better than anyone and I would’nt be here today if it weren’t for him. I love him. If you find a Bryce Halverson. He is a keeper. I promise.

“Bryce Halverson is the best thing that ever happened to me”

by MP.....MP April 14, 2021

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