Had my cake and ate it too

The act of cumming inside of your lady and then proceeding to give her oral sex.
Bill: Can I have the room for sex?
Jon: Sure! Don't worry, I already had my cake and ate it too.
by John Motherfucking Hopkins September 28, 2010
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best thing he ever had

I'm the best thing he ever had but my boyfriend ain't getting a piece of my ass anymore.
by CoolBP January 16, 2018
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Something you might shout out when you're fed up with a frustrating situation.
After dealing with aggravating bureaucrats for hours, Joe suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

From the movie "Snakes on a Plane"
by Charles W. August 20, 2006
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A phrase one hollers when one is sick and tired of a situation. From the film, "Snakes on a Plane"
After hours of dealing with bureaucrats, John suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
by Charles W. August 20, 2006
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A meme originating from over-the-top flexing, usually in relation to ones outfit or style.
Hypebeast #1 - Bro, how you going to show up to graduation wearing a jean jacket, jean-shorts combo?

Hypebeast #2 - You know I had to do it to em.
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I wish I had a dick

When a girl says "I wish I had a dick " , she means she wishes she could masturbate easier . She says this because her clitoris is not sensitive so , she has to give into buying a 40 dollar vibrator to masturbate. She just wishes it was as easy for her, as it is for a man to masturbate .
" I wish I had a dick"
" why so?"
" idk I wish I had a dick"
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when a white guy from florida decides to hit all his viewers with his “swagger” with a majestic pose holding his knuckles and finding a way into your girl’s heart

can be also used as a compliment on someone’s picture or as an insult (you can never really tell it apart though)
A: yo did you see that kid’s post from florida where he lookin fly as balls?

B: yeah man, you know he had to do it to em
by theleslor April 03, 2018
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