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Missing husband

This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.
“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.

Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
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Kageyama Husband ;)

KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY OUR HUSBAND KAGEYAMA SIMPS

Kageyama Simp: PRETTY , NICE , EVERYTHING GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kageyama Husband ;) gdffdtrsghvbchg
by Rain ;) November 8, 2020
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target husband

man who follows women into target whenever she pleases and encourages her to buy shit. he definitely hitting it raw and they are most likely getting married
*sees man go into target willingly with another women* “target husband
by ilovemoneyxocoxoxo January 7, 2021
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Non-Husband(able)

When you are somebody's husband in they head.
I don't love these hoes I'm Non-husband(able).
by Eddy 428 Hoes April 27, 2021
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endeavors.husband

The epitome of outta pocket. This mf runs multiple collab arcs at a time about human waste products. It got so bad, this mf got banned till May 3rd 2021 💀
Did u see endeavors.husband got banned till May 3rd 2021?! Apparently he is doing a war arc when he gets back!
by Endeavor simp May 1, 2021
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Ethans Husband

Danny is ethans husband, thats all.
Danny=Ethans husband
by 3th4n November 2, 2021
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Shariah husband

A Muslim man you had a nikkah with.
I married my shariah husband at the mosque in Brooklyn.
by wordsaregood December 2, 2021
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