shit house lawyer

An unqualified person who gives legal advice. Usually distorting the advice to favor a desired outcome.

You need to stop listening to that shit house lawyer or you're gonna get screwed!

by sativo8339 October 16, 2008

Huxtable House Special

A Huxtable House Special is a male pours a lot of pudding on a female's vagina, then he inserts his penis inside & begins thrusting. While thrusting, the male would begin site Bill Cosby line like Zippety Zoop & Boopety Boop Boop. While the male is quoting such lines & thrusting, both particpants would reach their climax, ejecting their sexual fluids. Once both of them release these fluids, the guy would give the girl a Cosby Sweater. After she receives her Cosby Sweater, the male would pull out mixing both participants sexual fluids with the pudding that's on the female's vagina using his penis. The age requirement to try this is 45 years & up

Bill a man, 47 years old wanted to try something new with his wife Ellen, who is 45 years old. So Bill says to Ellen, "Hey baby I wanna show you what Huxtable House Special is". Ellen's response it " What the hell is that"? Bill responds to her by saying, "Look I have a whole lotta pudding cups here, so just zippetty zoop yourself to the bed room & you will find out.

by Sho'Nuff Joiner November 4, 2013

Playing House

When a young, unmarried couple buys a residence together with the hope of living out their dreams of an ideal home life. In most instances, the immaturity of the young couple and harsh reality of their home life soon sets in, causing a stress related failure of the relationship.

Prior to the sexual revolution of the 1960's, playing house before marriage was a social taboo.

Girl 1: Did you hear Jen and Mark broke up?
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Yeah, she's living back at her Mom's house.
Girl 2: Well, that's what she gets for trying to play house at age 22

by Cato_ June 4, 2013

House Money

1. Playing with house money refers to money that was given to you, easily obtained or stumbled upon. In other words risking it as in a bet means you would have nothing to lose.
2. Living life on house money refers to narrowly escaping death at some previous point in your life. In other words you have defied death and everyday that you are still breathing is a bonus.
3. In sports playing on house money refers to going up against an overwhelming favorite and playing loose and free like you have nothing to lose. A number 16 seed playing against a number one seed in the NCAA tourney would be playing on house money.

1. I was the only survivor in 747 crash that claimed 158 lives. I am living on house money.
2. We have a sub .500 record and we are playing the defending champs in round one of the playoffs. We're playing on house money.
3. This hotel in Vegas gave me $100.00 in funny money to play with in their casino for booking a 4 night stay.
4. A distant rich uncle passed away and left me $100,000.00. House money woooo hoooooo.

by House Money April 20, 2015

To house

To eat a lot of food. Usually very quickly.

“After swimming in the ocean all day, he came home and felt the need to house the lasagna.”

“She used to be vegetarian but at brunch, she really housed the bacon.”

by OliviaLouise September 2, 2019

house of the dead

One of the worst Horror movies that was produced in 2000. Features a cast of unknown untalented actors, over used "Bullet Time" sequences, and 15 minutes of BOOBS....Also adding clips of the actuall game "House of the Dead"..yea like theres anything better then watching someone else play games....Do everyone a favor and just show more BOOBs..k.....

House of the Dead sucks.

by GodofDeath October 20, 2003

house shoes

An ebonic term for slippers. A low-quality, casual pair of footwear to be worn around the house.

It was cold as shit in the crib yesterday, so I put on my house shoes and I was good to go

by P. Wall January 18, 2008