hardylarvae

HardyLarvae is a portmanteau of the words Harvard and Yale, the two most pretentious universities in the United States of America.

The premier greenhouse for the kweek² and nurture of the world's most mindless Intellectual Idiots¹ The holy see to the world's NEWAGE sacred secularism. Once renowned for its pursuit of " The Truth" - now no longer. Now a place to instill the enriched & the enrobed

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¹ Intellectual Idiots - After Nassim N. Taleb
² kweek - etymology dutch

He or cis-she read a major of modern academic social irrelevance at HardyLarvae, and is now an acceptant of the hallowed faith!

by denko12 December 7, 2019

Hardosexual

A Guy Becoming Gay Because It Is Basically Dating on Hard Mode.

Yo Bro I'm About To Go Hardosexual.

by AOWOL February 27, 2020

Hardondongalong

when a man gets a boner because he saw another mans bulge in his pants. He then proceeds to cum in his pants, and then takes off his pants and forces the nearest person to lick the cum out of them. After all this he shoots himself.

RUN THAT MAN IS HAVING A HARDONDONGALONG!!!

by DanglyJohnson April 24, 2020

Harold

1: a happy face
2: a mouth character created because of a Ronald McDonald mouth in animated form

put on a Harold!

Dad: i created Harold because of a ronald mcdonald mouth hanging on my wall.

by Pokopon Kaitlyn January 5, 2021

Hardly salt

Reaction to an absurd scenario commonly used in the west of Ireland

Katie: you’re a salty simp
Caoimhe: hardly salt

by Saltysimp April 9, 2021

Harold the god

Harold the god Is the man who created the Universe. Anyone who is named Harold Contain a peice of the once formidable god.

Friend: Have you heard of HAROLD the god?

Random Harold: ๏ђ ђ๏ɭץ ђคг๏ɭ๔ เ ɭєՇ ๓ץ ร๏ยɭ ς๏ภєςՇ Շ๏ ץ๏ยгร คร ค รคςгเŦςє Շ๏ ץ๏ย

Friend: Are you ok?

by Mr.McDonalds November 5, 2021

Hardofart

When you do a fart but it doesn’t come out as a gas substance it comes out as a solid substance, basically it feels as if you are pushing a baby out from your asshole. You normally get this when you have just had sex the night before although there has been reports of virgins getting it.

jimmy: OUCH
Bobby: what’s wrong Jim
Jimmy: my ass hurts bro
Bobby: oh let me guess you just did a hardofart
Jimmy: yea must of been from Selena

by Oopy poop December 4, 2021