garf

garf. he is rad

garf is rad

by garf January 24, 2004

garfunkel

to take a giagantic shit which usually results in the bleeding of the anus

I garfunkelled in your mom's vagina last night!

by asdfasdfsadfadsf June 26, 2006

garfield

Entirely inferior to Heathcliff and Marmaduke.

Garfield is a tired-out sack of shit about a fucking obese cat who eats all the food in the house and is probably from Boston. His owner's ambiguously gay and strangely attractive.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

Garf

verb.
to gag and barf at the same time.

Other Contexts:
Garfed, Garfing

(See also. shart for a similar experience.)

I saw a fat lady wearing a bikini at the beach and it made me garf.

by ValleyBreezer November 2, 2006

GARF

No specific meaning. It is used to express excessive excitement regarding a particular subject.

Dylan: Dude... Mass Effect 3!!

Kevin: I can't WAIT till that game comes out!!

Dylan: GARF

by Captain DUCK October 7, 2011

1313 Garfield

The house that throws the sickest parties on all of campus

Dude, did you hear? Mary lost her v-card in a 1313 Garfield?

by KrunkK August 11, 2010

gwarflembarg

made by user delightfuldoja on twitter, it is a silly place

Doja Cat is the queen of gwarflembarg

by gwarflembarg September 3, 2021