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gunt pizza

A combination of gunt acting as crust, gunt cheese acting as cheese, and menstrual flow acting as sauce to form something like a pizza. Also known as gunt pizza with anchovies, implying the fish-like smell of menstrual flow.
"So did you hammer your wife this weekend?"
"No, man she was on her period and it was like gunt pizza down there"
by eebnupasplee July 3, 2007
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Gunt Punch

Website that had glorious goals to entertain the masses but due to the fact that their main writer is an alcoholic dope head, it has found its temporary home as a blog.

It is filled with stories of debauchery of scale proportions that may make you laugh and/or puke but more than likely just make you wish you'd never came across it.
I feel like reading stories about fat girls with bloody tampons, I know, I'll go to Gunt Punch.
by PigFace January 1, 2009
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Gunt Jeans

An unholy merging of hip-hop low crotch baggy jeans and hipster skinny jeans. The resulting fashion nightmare can range anywhere from making a chick look like she has a dick to making her look like she has a huge gunt or even a birth-pouch. Also looks like pants on backwards.
Seen on hipsters in London, mostly in the female hipster of the species, but there is some crossover to the "male" version of hipsters.
Roger: "Oy mate, does that bird have her knickers on backwards?"
Simon: "Nah, those are the new fashion--we call 'em "gunt jeans."
by Scumwaffle September 27, 2010
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gunny sack

to bring something up from the past to maliciously bring the person down during a conversation or argument.
"remember that one time you crashed you car? huh idiot?"
"QUIT GUNNY SACKING ME THAT WAS 8 YEARS AGO!!"
by hairyballsonya April 19, 2015
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gunter

That slim, blonde, German guy on holiday wearing speedos. May sometime have a blonde beard.
by scrunions r us December 26, 2007
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Gunt

The low hanging 'flab apron' found on an obese woman. The word comes from a combination of 'gut' and 'c*nt'.
"Should have seen the gunt on the girl I shagged last night. I had to lift it up before I could drive one home".
by Paul and Gary January 24, 2008
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Gunther Troll

A large fridge shaped woman, that is in a constant state of complaint and unapproval. This Fridge shaped woman can find no satisfaction in life and will complain about anything and everyone.
The Large fridge shaped gunther troll grunted as it slowly moved down the hall. It arrived back to its desk and began a 3 hour conversation bitching about how fat people are. e.g. see irony
by gunther trolls anonymous December 3, 2007
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