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I am a guru and if you give me your money I will become rich from something I’m rehashing from the guru who conned me
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A man of excellence, intelligence and strength. He has a extreme knowledge of fishing through tacklestore's, life-time catches and providing advice on all boating and fishing subjects.
John - "Hey do you know where Matt is? Need help tying this knot"
Ben - "Yeah, the Guru is upstairs"
Ben - "Yeah, the Guru is upstairs"
by fishing maddddd February 16, 2020
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You really are a Gurudev!
by UnknownDueDie November 22, 2021
Get the Gurudev mug.An information guru is a person or group of persons with a figurehead that disseminate information to the public that the public might not have access to because the corporate news media does not reveal it. It is information that is based on facts that have been skewed into opinions based on the person’s or the group’s personal agenda. The information is presented in such a way as to proselytize people into taking action in favor of the information guru’s agenda.
The pundit obtained all of his information from an information guru and not from researching the facts in the library.
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Get the relationship guru mug.my favourite nepali keti who sucks at 3d chess, luvs rap, keeps saying bless, trust & on a gang ting, and kind of funny ig?
she needs 2 stop saying kys too, getting out of hand icll
"kys, on a gang ting that's not me" - moonie
she needs 2 stop saying kys too, getting out of hand icll
"kys, on a gang ting that's not me" - moonie
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