White Guilt 

See: Barack Obama

I'm a successful white liberal. I'm voting for Barack Obama because he lessens my white guilt.

White Guilt by BogaDog March 30, 2009

Gaga Guilt 

A form of guilt feeling originating from contempt of Lady Gaga, prior to investigation. An early symptom of Gaga guilt is cognitive dissonance. Upon learning the true creative genius that Lady Gaga is, those who had misjudged the artist previously, develop emotional discomfort from the two opposing beliefs held simultaniously. Self-knowledge and disregarding the flawed belief alone, may not be enough to relieve the sufferer's guilt feelings. Especially if the sufferer communicated any of their original and flawed judgements. In such cases, it is recommended that the sufferer publicly praise the artist. Prognosis, for those suffering from Gaga Guilt, is good. Studies show recovery rates at 100%.

In order to relieve her Gaga Guilt, Tracy posted sincere praise and a link to Lady Gaga's site, on her Facebook Wall.

Gaga Guilt by GGSW November 22, 2010

mormon guilt

Like catholic guilt but less wine with Joseph smith fan fiction mixed in. Catholics invented guilt; Mormons perfected it .

When you masturbate 30 minutes before scripture study and then that Mormon guilt sets in.

mormon guilt by Guilty May 5, 2016

D Bagz Guilt 

The immediate guilt felt after playing a prank on your work colleague.

D Bagz: (impersonating rob)Oh, Im sorry, Tara. I’m part of a gang who always go to the varsity every year so I can’t come to the Christmas party. We’re so cool, we start drinking at eight in the morning. We’re such a gang.

Rob:Ouch

.....D Bagz Guilt

D Bagz Guilt by Meerkat_956325 September 12, 2012

Carbon Guilt

A fad term that retards feel when they put any amount of Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere, such as when breathing (because exhaling does put carbon dioxide in the environment), something that the world's plant life need in order to survive anyway. This in turn will cause millions of people to get worked up on something completely stupid and ridiculous while the wealthy elite that pushes this fear and guilt on them relaxes in their life of luxury and hypocricy.

Meanwhile countless people are starving while we attempt to convert obscene amounts of corn into a gallon of ethanol fuel, and other retarded contraptions.

A: "Hey did you know breathing creates carbon dioxide?"

B: "And carbon dioxide will destroy the planet and everything in it! Let's kill ourselves, i am getting so much carbon guilt now."

A: "Ok."

/Kills themselves

Carbon Guilt by gangrenous khan July 2, 2008

Newly-dating guilt 

The feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you either ask someone out and they say yes, or they ask you out and you say yes, and you're not sure if you made the right choice.
Usually only occurs for the first few days, unless it's someone you're not comfortable with being with.

"I didn't want Nathaniel to be my boyfriend, but I just can't say no. I can't tell if I'm getting newly-dating guilt."

Newly-dating guilt by Kylias March 17, 2009

Conservative Guilt 

The conservative version of "liberal guilt": A politically conservative person's guilt complex about not supporting liberal government policies. Since conservatives are often attached by liberals for not 'caring enough' about liberal-leaning economic, social problems, they compensate by retaining a high level of knowledge about specific, non-political forms of liberal and/or progressive cultural norms. They exhibit their guilt by obsessively trying to prove that they know a lot about liberal cultural norms.

My conservative guilt always kicks in when I park my car next to a handicap spot when I go places, so I always end up letting strangers who look poor cut me in line.

I absolutely love hipster and folk music; it must be my conservative guilt complex.

I watch the Discovery channel when I'm alone at home because my conservative guilt makes me feel like I should care about protecting the environment.

Conservative Guilt by ImRightAboutThisOne April 28, 2010