Groinitals

1. Groin and Genitals

2. Your crotch area.

Person A: "HAAAYYY!!! Catch!" (throws a basketball)

Person B: (basketball bounces off crotch) "AHHHH! Dude! You hit my groinitals!"

by dude.no.that's.stupid. January 24, 2011

Gronkitis

The fictional disease / illness that is contracted when becoming a gronk. Symptoms include: Flaky skin, persistant cough, excessive masturbation, poor clothing choices and movement of hands whilst talking.

What's wrong with you? Have you got gronkitis ?

by Ninja zachy February 13, 2014

Gronk

A monster. Evidenced by BC Comic Strip. Modern usage is generic for monster or horror movies.

Let's stay up late on Saturday and watch Gronk Movies.

by Parnassus@Home April 7, 2015

groin cactus

A penis, surrounded by pubic hair so simultaneously long, thick and sharp, that it can poke holes in a Coke can.

I wanted to go down on Derek, but that groin cactus of his left my face all pockmarked

by labia-on-rye June 25, 2016

goink

a complete wab
for example
Amelia Beggs is such a goink

Amelia Beggs is such a goink

by bigjantyuvf1690 August 16, 2017

Gronk

Someone from Campbelltown

Steve is a gronk.

by Laurebator May 30, 2018

Gronkle tronkus

A particularly girthy penis that’s is 40x more wide than it is in length

“I got stuck in a door way because of my magnum gronkle tronkus darn that thing gets in the way”

by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018