Granola Nut Cluster

Two or more vegan hippies rubbing penises and balls and testicles, and loving it mostly.

I just got another picture of a granola nut cluster. FML.

by PsychoB1tch2929 May 14, 2010

granof

1. (noun) A action that is generally accepted to be moronic or generally awful

2. (noun) A terrible name for a hero character

3. (verb) To go wrong or fail in some way

4 (noun) Used as an insult

1.he did another granof today, he wouldn't share his chips with that me because he said I was too fat.

2. The great and mighty Granof

3. This computer's granoffed completely, it won't even turn on

4. You utter granof

by t March 9, 2005

grando

a single line of cocaine

"hey i know you got a grando hidden away for me!!"

by Sarah Emmick February 29, 2008

Hermione Granger

When a girl gives a guy Hogwarts.

Man that chick is so nasty, she gave my boy a case of Hermione Granger.

by Toast D January 24, 2017

La Grange Park

1. The best suburb of Chicago
2. Home of some of the best pizza (Alex and Aldo's), elementary school, and places to go downtown.

CHICK #1: Dude what part of Chicago do you live in?

CHICK #2: Freaking La Grange Park!!

CHICK #1: OMG not fair!

by nunzio44 August 27, 2009

Granola Bar

The person who is crazy in several ways. To have different nutty components of ones personality that interact to produce a negative effect upon the person.

Danny is both detail oriented, laid back, likes older women and drives a dodge neon. Danny is a granola bar, seven different kinds of nuts. "That girl up at the desk is a granola bar, seven kinds of nuts"

by Mike Smithian January 2, 2009

granola

earthy crunchy, nature valley, au natural, plain jane, somewhat dirty and unkempt, and in need of a shower.

After the camping trip we all felt so granola.

by BONUS shackalackalacka September 16, 2010