glory fart

When an orgasm is so intense that all the gasses you have pent up in your ass come pouring out in a release of magnificent and noble flatulence.

I was stressing all day but when I blew a load in Jill I let out the most satisfying glory fart of all time.

by Steeple Dave March 12, 2016

gooey alan

1. The act of performing oral sex with a freshly toasted marshmallow held in one's mouth, providing the recipient with a unique sensory experience

When we were camping last week, Mere took Mike back to her tent and gave him a Gooey Alan while everyone was making s'mores. The guy spent three days in the burn center afterward, but he said it was totally worth it.

by meat nozzle September 11, 2016

gloryrub

When you have a shower in the morning even though you already had a shower the evening before before going to bed.

I feel extra fresh this morning thanks to my morning gloryrub.

by Bob Bobbington Jr July 5, 2016

Glorydue

Dried and sticky remants and residue of sexual fluids found along the edges of, down the wall by and on the floor around glory holes.

I went to theater booth glory hole to get a good wank but there was so much glorydue my balls stuck to the edge.

Some whore was sucking my knob through the glory hole last night but every time she moved I could here her shoes stick to the floor. A lot of glorydue in there.

by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

glory hug

When you hug a girl and grab her tooshie while hugging her

Babe can i get a glory hug

by The glory hug master February 8, 2018

Gloryfag

A glory fag is someone who acts overly "righteous ", "epic" or "glorious" whenever playing a game or in real life. When playing a game (particularly mmorpg's), they will always choose the paladin class and act (both in the virtual and real world) as if they were the embodiment of god's holy power and the champions of light. When posing (either for a screenshot or IRL photo), they will typically kneel as if they were honoring the fallen or praying, but when they do, it is always on one knee and/or gripping something. If they do not have a sword to grip when they kneel, they will put one hand on their knee and the other on their chest or on the floor. If they do not kneel, they will either puff out their chest to appear more massive or put one leg on top of an elevated surface to look as if they just won some kind of huge victory. When speaking, the gloryfag will often use large and outdated words in place of more modern and recognizable vocabulary (they'll spout thou's and thee's as if they lived in a medieval fantasy world) *All outside of a roleplay*. In essence, a gloryfag is an edge-lord that instead of acting edgy, acts like a cringey, overacting, perpetual roleplayer.

Melvin: As a paladin, I shalt uphodleth the honor of my lord and bring forth justice unto the foul heathen creature that doth plunder the innocent villages of this fair land. *Proceeds to kneel on one knee while holding the grip of his sword with both hands*

Jimmy: There's a raid in like three minutes, quit being a gloryfag and let's go.

Spectator: *In background staring at Melvin* Lmao look at that gloryfag. Ur not cool for playing a pally bro.

by BaiterMaster November 23, 2018

Gloryhole Champion

Someone who takes multiple cocks in a row without cleanup in between.

Zach is a gloryhole champion because he took 10 cocks in a row in a gangbang

by Sleepycookie January 25, 2019