Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024

goldfish memory

the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss

the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week

by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024

Goldfish

Goldfish is someone who forgets to respond to me and forgets things that are important about me aka my best friend.

You’re such a goldfish!how can you forget my birthday??I don’t t wanna talk to you anymore (>_<)

by Pandaʕ•ᴥ•ʔ April 16, 2024

Goldfish syndrome

A condition that makes people easily lose memory

Omg do you have Goldfish syndrome or something you always forget things

by Dr phil 664 May 1, 2024

Goldfish fart

When your butt cheeks are pressed together and you pass gas and the air has no way to escape except out through your pussy lips . And it bubbles like bloop bloop

I was sitting at my desk and I thought I had to fart turns out it was a goldfish fart.

by Krispichick January 23, 2025

Goldfish Fallacy

Avoiding accountability for a prior claim by pretending to not recall stating the claim, thereby avoiding the need to defend, retract, or reconcile it with current claims.

I hate Jeffery, I always knew he was terrible.
You said Jeffery was in the right last week.
No I did not, I do not remember saying that.
That is a Goldfish Fallacy, there is hard evidence of you saying that.

by Vixo38 January 26, 2026

Goldfish Fallacy

Avoiding accountability for a prior claim by pretending to not recall stating the claim, thereby avoiding the need to defend, retract, or reconcile it with current claims.

I hate Jeffery, I always knew he was a terrible person.
You said Jeffery was in the right last week.
No I did not, I do not remember saying that.
That is a Goldfish Fallacy, there is hard evidence of you saying that.

by Vixo38 January 26, 2026