Goamer

Someone that is nasty, and retarded looking.

You are a goamer.

by blowtobacco October 16, 2012

Cheese Graters

when girl has braces and she is giving a guy head, and she rips the skin off of the guys dick like when a cheese grater cuts cheese.

"Bro last night Cara gave me head!"
"Doesn't she have cheese graters?"

by RichardV123 May 9, 2009

Alabama Gaterape

Where you take 12 of your cousins, and 4 of your sisters and rape them against the gate.

Im having an Alabama Gaterape tomorrow.

by Bandi-Kun July 21, 2019

Goatee

The act of dipping your balls into a girls ass. Then following that up with her performing oral sex on you, thereby slapping your dirty poo covered balls into her chin thus creating the image of the young lady having a goatee.

I gave this chick such a goatee last night that she could have passed for a terrorist.

by MaCoBeEt November 17, 2011

goatee

Typical brand of a douchebag. They assume that girls automatically want to sleep with them because of it, but really it looks more like glued on pubes. See also soul patch and facial pubes.

Girl1:Hey did you see Graham today? He has a goatee.

Girl2: Ew, he's such a douchebag.

by Just In E February 11, 2010

goated

extremely high; references mountain goats

Kacee looks goated. Her eyes are barely open.

We got goated in the car on the way to the movie.

by matthewryan June 21, 2006

Gooter

A combination of the words goo and the slang term: cooter (referring to a woman's vagina).
A descriptive word describing the state of a woman's labia after a male ejaculates on them and they begin to stick together.

Kelly had a very drippy gooter after Chris was finished with her.

by BLAM!!!!! May 31, 2009