glock

n. The most durable and reliable handgun in the world. A Glock contains no ceramic whatsoever and is only uncomfortable when inserted muzzle-first into your anus.

"When I bust into your crib with my Glock in my hand, your video-game-playin' punk ass is history!"

by Ding May 7, 2003

Glock Glock 9000

Big Cock

He got that glock glock 90000

by ballsasshole September 22, 2021

glock glock 2.0

when either female/male is giving that scrumptious head and sticks their hand so far up your ass they can jerk you from the inside.

ohhhhhh ya daddy gimmi that glock glock 2.0

by your man polly April 20, 2021

glockdown

to take glocks (usually two) and run, dive, and shoot with them, killing as many agents or whatever as you possibly can.

1. run 2. dive 3. shoot. 4. look at the slain 5. laugh like a little girl at a tea party

by thelegendaryfightman May 19, 2004

Glockenspiel

Reference to the male sex organs as a whole (aka the males reproductive organ)

Do you shave your glockenspiel?

by 1p4life October 27, 2012

glockophobia

The fear a person encounter whenever a moving vehicle passes, a delivery boy is making a delivery and/or any person just looking at you. The fear is that tied to the thought that these persons or people may perform a driveby, stabbing or unleash some other fatality. Potential short term cures are shopping,peferalby online.

I cant get over this glockophobia because I am a doucche but when I hear cars pass I have to duck from the whizzing bullets over my head.

by itsjustme2k8 October 12, 2008

Glizzy Glock 9000

When a girl completely dominates your Schlong with her mouth

Zack gave Koa the Glizzy Glock 9000 last night

by DripDolan November 22, 2020