GILF

Governor I'd like to fuck

Sarah is a really hot VP candidate! What a GILF! A governor I'd like to fuck!

by JMSMD October 22, 2008

Gifs

Afrikaans word meaning poison which came to be used to describe a certain strain of cannabis grown in Kwa-zulu Natal, otherwise known as Durban Poison

The outie rocked up here with 17 saltbags, full of Gifs, ek se`

by seaumus June 19, 2005

piper giles

hot ass hell redhead with different coloured doe eyes, blue and purple, a complection as pale as the moon, perfect skin, nice abs, muscular but not unnatractive arms and legs, and a super fine ass.mixed accent of british, and austrailian with slight touch of finnish. incredible singer, can switch voice from christina aguilara to hard rocker to joss stone anytime
sexiest voice in world. fluent in 15 languages
supergenius hacker
nice chest

no one compairs to her

by johnny so horny March 13, 2004

gpilfs

stemming off the slang word milf which was made popular in 1997 by the hit summer blockbuster American Pie, gpilfs adds deeper meaning to the acronym. instead of "mother i'd like to f***," gpilfs branches off into a broader meaning and brings the elderly into the mix of things. like a black man once said, "even fat chicks need lovin." well so do old people. with the recent medical advances of such erection dysfunction medications such as viagra, cialis, and levitra (Warren Sr. actually uses all 3), it is possible for man that is 92 years of age to form a decent-sized stiffy. with this in mind, gpilfs has earned its status as a valid word in today's ebonics. "grandparents i'd like to f***."

"yo is J de'rre?"
"nah, J is out wit dem gpilfs again 2nite mayne!"

by diego davis September 3, 2005

GILF

Governor I'd Like to Fuck

That Sara Palin is one fine GILF... but do you really want her one (72-year old) heartbeat away from the Presidency?

by Frosty J. Hammer November 2, 2008

Farmer Giles

farmer giles of ham is a charachter in a tolkien story, he accidentaly shoots a giant and so ends up being king, A dragon attacks and he must battle with it. He ends up not winning but figths again and makes an alliance with the dragon.

-farmer giles shot the giant, and was rewarded with caudimordax

by Matthew Turnbull December 10, 2006

gilf

Girl I`d Like to Fuck

-Man, look at that chic!
-Yeah man,she is a GILF!

by Victoria Todorova November 10, 2007