Garret

A red headed Jewish midget that nobody likes... the creature is unsure of its sexuality and pretends he's joking when he's wrong... takes super tiny bites of his food and looks like dexter

Garrett and the apple tree

by Booby ore the the May 11, 2017

Garrett

Garrett is a gay man who loves to have buttsex. He will never pass up a chance to get fucked. He loves making people “get big” 😉

Man did you see Garrett with Cole last night, they were going at it

by Bigdickmaggieg February 18, 2019

Garrett

An annoying red head friend

Garrett is annoying!!

by Jackse26 December 13, 2017

Garrett

An annoying short fucker who steals your food.

Guy 1: omg that little brat just stole my bag of goldfish! Get him!
Guy 2: it's just garrett, hes a lil creep and always does that

by DWMiami3 May 2, 2019

Garrettson

The best guy in town. He is loved by all and you don't want to get on his bad side. The name of your closest friend. Has many friends and is the hottest guy in school/town. He is the most attractive man on planet earth.

See that hot guy there , he is totally a Garrettson

by BOB JOHN SAMSIN May 17, 2017

gareed

taking so many drugs or weed that you have no clue what you are doing

joe was gareed at that party last night

by dickoooo September 20, 2017

Garret

Garret’s usually have a big cock , Garret’s are sweet and innocent on the outside but on the inside they are horn dogs. Garret’s usually have girlfriends and one side chick , Garret’s always make the side chick feel loved and like he will eventually be with them when in reality he will never leave his girlfriend

Garret is so sweet he said he loved me most

by Udontknowwhatugotthot April 22, 2018