Wades Grandma

wades grandma is the sexiest GILF in the history of man kind. it is roumered that when she sits down you can hear sea lions applauding and the waves breaking against her thighs. it is also stated as a fact that she takes so many loads into her soaking vagina that she has had a revolving door fitted to her thighs.

have you seen Wades Grandma.. what a GILF

by Kill3rkrok December 5, 2012

Gift From Grandma

A handjob. Referred to as a "Gift From Grandma", because traditionally on holidays the gift from Grandma was the worst one given. Hence the analogy of receiving a gift you didn't really want.

Guy One: So how'd it go with Cheryl last night?
Guy Two: Eh, not so good. I just ended up with a gift from Grandma.
Guy One: Bummer, dude.

by B-Jammin July 17, 2006

fuck my mamas grandma

Any fucking situtation that is beyond any fucking definition.

when you find out your being auditted by the irs ,"well, fuck my mamma's grandma! the sumbitches.

by not yours! December 11, 2004

Grandma

Someone who is a slow reactor to things.

A slow driver-"Come on grandma".
A person who is slow in conversations then clicks on when it's finished-"Your too slow grandma we've just finished that conversation".
Someone who's slow to get things-"Hurry up grandma your taking to long".

by NGAWAI WIGGINS October 2, 2005

grandma groper

A disgustingly horney individual who sexually targets women over 60 in an attempt to spread his man champagne all over the place after he has felt up every last inch of the grandma's old, wrinkly, loose skin. GROSS!

That dude's always visiting the nursing home and "volunteering". Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.

by Goodie June 9, 2005

gramama

This is pronounced gra - mama
This is for when your grandma is also your mama

My Gramama is my best friend.

by Pandora Sharpie October 14, 2017

grandmaster nigger

Like grandmaster sub-zero form 'Mortal Kombat' the derivative grandmaster nigger harnesses the power of slavery and cotton to defeat his foes but due to his lack of right's he is never able to win a single round even if he does complete his final fatality move called the ' KKK cotton shackle chainsaw' which involves a chain covered in cotton to be whipped at the opponent piercing his upper abdomen and then being whipped again but this time the chain wraps around the opponent's neck, pulling him toward grandmaster nigger where a KKK mask is then placed on his head and is then strung up to a tree and then covered gasoline where he is then lit on fire and left to burn, grandmaster nigger finishes his move by saying "stupid fucking niggers".

person 1: How come he can never win?
person 2: Oh, because its grandmaster nigger he doesn't have the rights to win

by allahs persnal fiddler May 26, 2020