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smeary friendly

Severe and rare cases in which one may begin to holler out from the bathroom for someone else to come in and wipe their buttocks for them because the smeary stranger was not coordinated enough
The smeary stranger failed to properly remove poo from his buttocks and eventually he resorted to use of the smeary friendly.
by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010
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Boomer Friendly

"Boomer Friendly" is when technology operating systems try to be so user friendly they end up making it too simple for the average user, with large icons and no information. Making it perfect for a Boomer that doesn't know up from down when it comes to a computer.
Jimmy: Hey Papaw, this computer at Staples is really Boomer Friendly, you will be able to use it no problem.
Papaw: WHAT?! Speak up, you talk so quiet!
Jimmy: THIS COMPUTER IS GOOD!!!!!!!!
by BigTimeYopi June 29, 2021
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friendly friction

Consensual sex and or intercourse. It happens when friends create friction in the right places with another.
Danny: I'm freakin' out over Annika! We got close last night and were interrupted. Couldn't finish.
Flip: No good, man. Not at all.
Danny: We're meeting in an hour. We're gonna get right to the friendly friction!
by von groovy August 20, 2017
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guest friendly

A "guest friendly" hotel is a hotel which allows unregistered guests (commonly prostitutes) back to the room. This is a popular "feature" in party towns or in towns where foreigners come to "meet" locals.

Many hotels do not allow unregistered guests to spend the night -- even when accompanied by a registered guest. In some countries, hotels will charge a "joiner fee" for any unregistered guests.

"Guest friendly" hotels are also sometimes called "no joiner hotels".
Russian girls are awesome. Make sure you stay in a guest friendly hotel.
by BANGKOK1AN June 5, 2017
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Friendly Surfer

Similar to the Breaded Chicken. However, instead of using one's naughty bits, you give your "romantic partner" a shocker while said hand is covered in sand.
Yooo... dude... I was totally makin' out with this chick after hittin' the waves and she totally let me give her a Friendly Surfer!
by fi3nd July 8, 2009
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Friendly frank

Shane acts hard but deep down inside is a friendly frank.
by Markapoooooo February 26, 2017
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Friendly-Loot

It's when I come to ur house and say hi and everything but leave with all ur alcohol and snacks... but friendly-like. Not like a mean loot.
Forecast is for bad storms. I hope you don’t have any storm damage .. and if ur windows break, lemme know so I can come to ur house to friendly-loot.
by TheUrbanDJ April 12, 2020
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