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Bachelor fleece

A very snug item of clothing worn by a (usually single) man which looks and smells horrific, but offers supreme comfort and protection against the harsh winter environment.
Girls retch when they look at me, but the joke's on them - they're freezing their nipples off, and I'm in my bachelor fleece.
by gabehere December 27, 2010
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Nike Tech fleece

A zip up for pillocks that listen to drill and who’s diets consist of weed, WKD blue and mango crush vape juice. They often attend British state schools, they wear black airforces to school and stand in 1st position like a fucking duck. They wear cp company beanies and their common dialogue is usually “that bitch is bare jarring styl”

“Wrddddd, mums she’s got no tits”

“Wordeddd”

It is ok to commit mass genocide on these absolute spoons and Menaces to British society😐😐
“Man’s dripping in the Nike Tech fleece

“Clm”
by Shrimp._. November 18, 2021
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Siberian Deep Freeze

The act of ejaculating on a female's face after having sex outside in the winter, preferably somewhere very cold. The ejaculate freezes to her face, giving her a Siberian Deep Freeze.
I dressed up as Santa Claus and gave her a Siberian Deep Freeze
by FlyingPenguin744 September 13, 2011
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freegetarian

One who will only eat meat that is (a) free range or (b) free. The basis for this behavior is to avoid economic support of factory farming. If meat is going to be wasted anyway, a freegetarian feels no compuction consuming it.
Josh doesn't usually eat burgers when he goes out, being a freegetarian and all. Restaurants really should start listing the sources of ingredients they use, it would make his life a lot easier.
by E. Dubs December 9, 2008
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freeze dried whackaloon

From the yaya, meaning completely nutso, wacko, psycho person.
Stay away from her - she's a freeze dried whackaloon!!
by fedup June 24, 2003
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Freecamloader

The watching adult webcam shows for free without tipping the girls
You're all a bunch of freecamloaders. Sit there all day wanking to webcam porn and never pay for it.
by Chaturbate Freecamloader October 11, 2012
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freeze the tortoise

To stop a conversation, because a) someone has said something incredibly awkward and/or disturbing or b) the conversation is inevitably leading that way.
When Mikey told me to "guard my carnal treasure" it really froze the tortoise.
by The Bard of Anon May 18, 2005
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