Floppy Lion

A result of erectile dysfunction. The junk lays like a lion, listless and cold. Must be accompanied by hairy bush.

Damn, my sugar daddy has money, but I can't get that floppy lion up.

This year for Valentine's Day, I ain't getting her jewelry, she's getting the Floppy Lion.

by THE SHOW on 95X February 22, 2011

Floppy Waddler

a floppy or upset chode, recieving no action, normally defined as a waddler, or a floppy fish.

hey Aaron i like you're "floppy waddler" it isn't getting any action

by speedway01000 June 30, 2011

Fappy Ending

When a masseuse wont give you a happy ending after a massage, so you're forced to masterbate.

Ya she wouldn't go downtown afterwards. I was forced into a fappy ending.

by Benyjake June 2, 2015

Floppy Vibes

Physical feeling felt on the come up of a psychedelic drug trip, specifically that of psilocybin mushrooms.

Person 1) Hey man are you tripping yet?
Person 2) Not entirely, but I'm definitely feeling the floppy vibes.

by enteringthevoid September 30, 2016

fopey

The word my girlfriend uses to insult me when I'm being mopey.

You are a fopey dopey with a case of the mondays.

-Liz

by Darkish12 May 27, 2017

floppy bob

When your balls slap against a girl while in the doggystyle position

I was doing her doggy style last night, started going too fast and gave her the floppy bob!

by Bob the flopper November 15, 2017

floppy nostril syndrom

When a woman give her man sass and puts his dick up her nose

If you sass me one more time I'll give you floppy nostril syndrome

by The white tictac March 11, 2018