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Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.
There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.
by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010
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vagina fog

The state of madness a man enters when he is entranced and motivated by nothing more than sleeping with a woman. Also known as Ovarian mist.
Friend 1: I tried to get John to come play ball with us again but ever since he met Karen he's been acting strange and distant.

Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.
by hax0rmort October 11, 2019
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funk fog

a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.
Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.
by timmyhidthebodies April 3, 2017
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Blog Fog

Blog Fog is the pollution and obfuscation of news and debate to the point of public confusion or apathy via over-reliance on blogs, "tweets" and other "secondary" news sources.

Such sources are highly prone to distortion of facts, rumor propagation and incorrect reportage; yet are increasingly mixed into the source pool of major news organizations.

Incorrect information as well as intentional misdirection becomes part of the story and is difficult to remove from the public consciousness.

Blog Fog can be used to create doubt about the facts of any story simply by posting contradictory information. Then the very existence of contradictory information can be cited as proof that there is no right or wrong answer, that "both sides" could be right, and so a fog is created.

Blog Fog is similar to the "fog of war" in concept.
All these conflicting accounts of what happened were being spread around and the facts got lost in the blog fog.
by lordjupiter January 10, 2011
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Fog lights

Auxiliary lighting on most new vehicles that is to be used when the road is obscured by fog, snow or locust swarm. Also known as Loser Lights when turned on during the day or the weather is nice and sunny.
Losers are easy to spot these days, just go for a drive in clear weather and check how many fog lights are turned on. They are then known as loser lights and are the signature move of that group.
by Rykoshea September 1, 2020
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Travel FOGS

Travel Fear of Getting Screwed - anxiety about getting screwed on price when planning a trip or vacation.
I have been trying to book this trip for a couple of days. I just cannot commit due to Travel FOGS. Maybe there is a better deal?
by xtremerange2 May 23, 2023
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Caillou Fog

A natural phenomenon where a thick fog covers the area, it is most prevalent around the peripheral vision which is completely blurred in the fog.
I crashed into the tree because I could not see anything through the Caillou Fog.
A thick Caillou Fog covered the land making it almost impossible to find anything that has been lost in it.
I couldn't find my ball after I lost it in the Caillou Fog.
by The Brown Streak November 7, 2020
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