by sweatyirwin July 25, 2022
Get the Flocko mug.When you go into a store and you see the teacher that flunked you so you exclaim "forkfucker flonk dick" so your teacher gets mad and tells you that he will have to lower your grade even though you graduated 30 years ago and live in a dumpster outside of IHOP.
Student living in IHOP dumpster who just saw their teacher: FORKFUCKER FLONK DICK!
Teacher: please do not ever speak of me like that again,lt is very disrespectful and bad why would you say such a thing fuck you go to hell i hate you. Also i'm lowering your grade bc fuck u ahhahahah!!1
The afforementioned student: what the fuck
Teacher: please do not ever speak of me like that again,lt is very disrespectful and bad why would you say such a thing fuck you go to hell i hate you. Also i'm lowering your grade bc fuck u ahhahahah!!1
The afforementioned student: what the fuck
by the shitter but shittier April 15, 2023
Get the Flonk mug.Noun- When you have pants that have fake pockets.
Verb- a insult to someone meaning they are shallow and look good on the outside but are horrible on the inside
Verb- a insult to someone meaning they are shallow and look good on the outside but are horrible on the inside
by Epepepepep September 1, 2023
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KEEP IN MIND you can listen to Kay Flock, like his music, be a fan, and NOT DICKRIDE KAY FLOCK, and still not be a Flocksexual.
KEEP IN MIND you can listen to Kay Flock, like his music, be a fan, and NOT DICKRIDE KAY FLOCK, and still not be a Flocksexual.
User1: Damn, New York doesn't have a self defense statute, and the just hit him with a RICO charge. It's over
User2: Hey brodie, be careful, the Flocksexuals won't like that!
User2: Hey brodie, be careful, the Flocksexuals won't like that!
by TatesCellBoyfriend May 18, 2023
Get the Flocksexual mug.Getting flocked is when someone goes in your garden and places multiple fake flamingos without giving you pior notice or consent. It’s similar to getting fucked because now you have to remove the flamingos and its mess.
Alice: did you see your garden bro?
Rachel: what did you do to me this time bitch?
* Rachel goes check her garden*
Rachel: what the fuck did you do Alice?!
Alice: Sounds like you got flocked.
Rachel: what did you do to me this time bitch?
* Rachel goes check her garden*
Rachel: what the fuck did you do Alice?!
Alice: Sounds like you got flocked.
by Haha Rachel October 20, 2023
Get the Flocked mug.A term or undergorund word meaning somthing that is not right or "wonk" and can be used to define someone who isnt right or "wonk"
Dude check this out ect ect shows the friend his facebook wall
other guy: dude thats hoka flocka!
i know right.
Or
*you walk into class sit in your desk near some friends and you wisper hoka flocka when the girl with 2 tig ol' bitties walks in exclaiming somthing she wont really know
other guy: dude thats hoka flocka!
i know right.
Or
*you walk into class sit in your desk near some friends and you wisper hoka flocka when the girl with 2 tig ol' bitties walks in exclaiming somthing she wont really know
by MirrorMannaMrorriM June 16, 2011
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