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fixing-you

If someone is 'fixing-you' it means that they are trying their hardest to heal your injury using their buttocks.
A good example of this is when someone has an eye infection, so the best way to heal this infection is to pin down the person with the infected eye and get someone, preferrably with a really hairy gooch, to plant their meat canyon on to the infected area. It is guaranteed to make the person feel heaps better. Often really ugly chicks also need to be 'fixed' so instead of staring at their misfortunate face, feel free to tie them to a car bonnet and apply the 'fixing-you' method to their hideous face. hoje!
by BIG MACCA October 5, 2005
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Finangle

To stroke, rub, or caress any part or limb of any one person. Also may be rubbing oneself.

To rub a sexual oriented area with the intent of creating a sexual atmosphere or seducing one person.
Mary please finangle my penis.

Mary, continue finangling my penis.
by Bob Morris April 3, 2006
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finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.
"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face
by Dave March 28, 2004
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Finding me

by Best fortnite player November 3, 2019
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Firing Squad

A rather odd gathering of male homosexuals. One man is tied to a chair with his arms behind his back while three other naked men masturbate and then try and hit the tied up man's mouth with their spewing manhood.
Sigfried and Roy were involved in a firing squad last night.
by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003
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Finking

Finking occurs when you wait for a girl to get nice and drunk, then you procede to have your way with her.
"Dude, I heard you've been finking ben's gf, nice work!!!"
by BillyShears December 11, 2008
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Firing Range

Having a female lay down and a male stand over her, aiming and shooting his sperm at her boobs and pussy.
Person #1 "Hey dude, yesterday i did the firing range on this hooker."
Person #2 "4 realz? Were you accurate?"
Person #1 "Yea i hit my target."
by Eagamer7 July 9, 2011
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