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Fiddle-Fists

It's hide and seek but instead when you hide you pull your pants down and bend over the person looking for you will walk around looking for you with a lubed up fist and if he finds you he fists you as hard as he can.
Lets go and play a competitive game of Fiddle -Fists

How about a saucy game of Fiddle-Fists
by The MTS lads November 15, 2017
mugGet the Fiddle-Fistsmug.

Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.
"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"
by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011
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Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.
It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.
by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023
mugGet the Canadian Fridge Fiddlemug.

fiddle with your middle

"Dude you are clearly out of your mind, she is out of your league,, forget about her,, dude, just go home and fiddle with your middle, believe me you will thank me in the morning.
by vinman59 April 12, 2021
mugGet the fiddle with your middlemug.

Fiddle

Some gay kid that catfishes people in Roblox games, and loves having sex with furrys.
Wow, that Fiddle is catfishing someone else, and this guy is a furry!
by HTWsubtomeontwitch May 29, 2020
mugGet the Fiddlemug.

Diddle the Fiddle

To give a man an aggressive and swift blowjob.
John let me diddle the fiddle last night...
by AAAAAAHHHH420 December 13, 2020
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play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike

farting on someone's penis
Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!
by airda07 June 1, 2023
mugGet the play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpikemug.

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