a reverend feltcher

A priest that uses a straw to suck the cum out of another males anus.

A reverend feltcher (Gray used a straw to feltch off crouchy....wat a feltcher)

by Pezwiltongapa May 16, 2006

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Feltch

The act of sucking one's own semen recently deposited in a rectal cavity after homosexual intercourse. "Feltching" has the dubious honor of stalling any advances in understanding human behavior by both the scientific and philosophical communities. The debate focuses on the absurdity of a culture that stipulates the sharing of ones toothbrush with another person is taboo as well as unhealthy and socially inexcusable behavior but gleefully accepts sucking dry the asshole of another man before swallowing the discharge.

After their 'naked lunch', Little Boy Blue Balls and his friend, 'Browny" were ready for desert.Their waiter, Rex, suggested ice-cream and cool-whip. "Lil-Boy, nothing like a cool down, after the going down that I just witnessed". "Don't be silly Rex, you know that ice-cream will totally destroy the wonderfull aroma we can all share after I rare-back and let go a 3 alarm FELTCH BELCH!

by j.r. dada March 10, 2007

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Fetty wap

Something horrible you do to a toilet

I'm going to be late. I ate some left over Chinese food and now I feel a big fetty wap coming.

by Misfitj03 July 31, 2015

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festy

Something that is very distusting.

That cat looks festy

by arian May 31, 2003

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Double Feltching

The act of a gay man inserting a tube in another gay mans ass then inserting a small rodent. After the first man inserts the other end of the tube into his own ass so the rodent can run back and forth.

Mike and Derek enjoy double feltching before a long docking session.

by wizz nuts March 15, 2011

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