Munion Feltch Beaver

This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.

Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!

by Matthew Pearson December 30, 2007

falchion

A sword commonly used in mediaeval times. It had a broad, cruved blade.

The knights drew near.
Freedan drew his falchion.

by guyug August 11, 2004

fetch

Adjective that describes something 'cool', 'awesome', 'hot', or 'chic'. Used various times by Gretchen Weener in the 2004 movie Mean Girls

Gretchen: Oh my gosh, that's so FETCH!

Regina: Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen!

by Aspirations January 11, 2009

Feeches

Feelings that create or induce speeches

I see the look of feeches in ur eyes!!!!

Her feeches are thicker than the bible

by MsDaygo71 March 2, 2020

Felchmerchant

A person who felches for a living enjoys felching and continously felches with a straw

Hey Pet, wanna felch my ass tomorrow you Felchmerchant

by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006

felching

The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.

by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004

Felchenstein

Licking out the cum from a dead guy/girl's butthole

Do you remember that dead body at the graveyard? i gave it a felchenstein and a half baby!

by Joe May 13, 2005