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Faustian Cilantro

An euphemism used to describe marijuana. Specifically, a kind of marijuana that detaches you from the outside world and feelings that AREN'T happiness or overall satisfaction. This is a kind of weed that will make you dissociate from everything around you, turning you into a LITERAL couch potato as you metamorph into the absolute greatest vibe in the room for the next twelve hours. However, as you do, it's most likely that your ass is going to be fried harder than the cheap, $5 pizza that some drunk guy in the other room tried to fry. With some firewood, butter and vegetable oil on a stove, no less.

The name is in reference to the German legendary figure "Faust", who had struck a deal with the devil to trade off his soul and virtue in exchange for a plethora of worldly pleasures. In the not-as-nerdy voice, it basically references a guy who sold his soul to the Devil for some P-J. That's a deal I can get behind, me personally.
1: " This Faustian Cilantro hittin' like Joe DiMaggio in the batter's box. "
2: " Dude, you're not even fucking baked. Shut up. "
1: " Well, who IS? "
2: " Jacob over there is absolutely SMASHED off of it. See how he's sitting? "
1: " . . . shiiiit. You're right. "
by Reincarnation of Mayor West March 19, 2025
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Fasta la vista

I approached a group of people males and females to talk to the one I thought I wanna love and she was nasty to me and treacherous so I told her fasta la vista with a gleam in my eye
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A old creepy man who likes to steal 5 year old girls pursues as a hobby
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funke faust

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
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Photo Fapstar

The art of carefully laying out pictures, perhaps of your best friends sister, and having a complete strokefest of Fapstar status that culminates in you laying down a big roper across her pictures.

The really sick bastards will then take pictures of the Fap scene and anonymously send the defiled sister pics to their best friend and watch him have a meltdown.
Hey Neal, have you ever jacked off to a chic's picture? Nah, but go ask Nick, I heard that nasty mother fucker is a Photo Fapstar!
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