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Flasturbate

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.
The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.
by Seuse November 29, 2003
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Masturbate

to pleasure yourself with your penis and your hand.
Note to self: dont masturbate when your pointing to your eyes.
by awefjawoijge June 1, 2003
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fasterbate

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof
I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.
by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011
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Basturbate

Basturbate (Baa-sturbate): Masturbating to pictures of and / or live sheep while Baa'ing aloud at the peak of climax.
Timmy, go clean the stable I basturbated all over the ceiling this afternoon.
by Poyeasfy October 4, 2010
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strait anal masturbater

A guy that is strait and likes to masturbate analy.
It turns out that mike is a strait anal masturbater.
by Blake Cowshiter August 17, 2006
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masterbait (masturbate)

It is the term that illiterate and dumb 9-12 year old retards, who listen to the Teletubbies and masturbate to pictures of Will Smith, use to replace the original word "masturbation" with.
I, a nerdy 12 year old, usually masterbait (masturbate) to Will Smith's topless pictures.
by drugaddict4206669] September 15, 2016
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vasturbate

To have a vast amount of material to masturbate to, generally after not masturbating for a long time
"After I got back from the 2-week retreat, I went home and vasturbated. Best 5 minutes of my life.
by kingbumii May 4, 2015
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