faget fucker

somebody thats fucks fagets

elton john is a faget fucker

by Jared Waters April 12, 2005

Fagnetic Field

The field of pure gayness, in the form of faggotry force, exerted by faggots. When two of these fields meet, fagnetism is the result.

Why do I feel like kissing boys? I must be caught in a fagnetic field! Oscar, leave you faggot and take your fagnetic field with you, you faggot ass bitch.

by Igor Medavoy August 31, 2008

Faceturbating

Masturbating To pictures on Facebook.

I was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice titties.

by I'm erect right now aren't you June 30, 2011

facetious

Unique as the only word in the English language to sound like a variation of it's slang definition. In other words: It sounds like it may actually mean "full of feces" although it does not...but it does mean full of shit.

After telling that joke he said he was being facetious, but we all know he was just looking for a smarter sounding way of saying he was full of shit.

by MoTremper September 6, 2007

Faget

A way retards spell the word faggot usually by people who don't know the word or the person is a retard and is retarded

Dave Hey faget

John No you dumbass it's faggot

by Boogereater69 February 23, 2021

Facetious

Giving a sarcastic answer,to show how obvious something is.

My mates and I saw a film on Saturday night.

You mean at the cinema?

No,in the garden shed,of course at the cinema!

That's being facetious.

by SomeoneNew December 18, 2012

Faceturbation

When someone likes his own status/photo/comment on Facebook.

Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation..

*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*

*mom comes in*

Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN

Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?

by pinkzeppelin09 December 27, 2011