What the flaming flying fuck?

1. An expression of total and utter disbelief or anger. Said when something happens that is as incredible as seeing two people fuck while on fire and flying.

2. What people usually say when you show them a shock site for the first time.

1. Doctor: I'm sorry Little Timmy, but it appears that your belief in Santa Claus has somehow given you a malignant tumor in the direct center of your penis.
Little Timmy: What the flaming flying fuck?!

2. Dan: Hey guys, check out this masochistic sex video!
Everyone but Ben and Kate: WHAT THE FLAMING FLYING FUCK?

by bass turd October 30, 2010

pump-faking

When a person's actions give the illusion of doing one thing when their intent is another

when a person says I'll call you tonight, but knows that they wont, the other person assumes knowing that, that person lies, says they are probably pump-faking.

by Jeff James Jr January 22, 2009

Flaming Charisma

Nickname of Minho, a member of a South Korean boy band called SHINee.

Minho is the rapper of the group, and he is also the tallest. He is regarded to have "alien-like good looks."

No one fucks with the flaming charisma.

by CALPICO SKY June 28, 2009

foaming chewbacca

When you are going down on a chick and she is getting close to climaxing, you lift her bottom and torso area so that her head is lower than her waist (think 45 degree angle) and you dump pop rocks and cola in her chewbacca and you shake her pelvis around. It helps her reach climax faster and it's an awesome sciece project.

Man 1 "Oh man, my lady was freaking out the other night after I gave her a foaming chewbacca."

Man 2 "Foaming chewbacca? What's that?"

Man 1 "Pop Rocks and Cola, man. Pop rocks and cola."

by Cory P June 14, 2008

scat farming

when someone goes to bathrooms and such places looking for feces that wasnt flushed. when such treasure is found then proceed to play with it and other activities.

Dave is a sick bastard, he enjoys scat farming.

by theredherring October 30, 2007

flaming heterosexual

A male who is married and possibly has children but acts like a flaming queen. He may be in denial or in the closet or just overly effeminate.

Person 1: What! Christopher Lowell is Married?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a flaming heterosexual.

by jamison313 May 23, 2006

flaming indian oasis

When a man sets fire to a mans pubic hair with the intention to piss or cum it out.

See also: flaming oasis

Ilja really gave me a nice flaming indian oasis last night, but all the hairspray made it very flamable.

by Geert / Piggen March 30, 2005