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Lamar roasts franklin

(Franklin and Lamar walk towards the front door)

Lamar Davis: Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?

Franklin Clinton: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.

Lamar Davis: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga...

(Lamar begins to walk away)

Lamar roasts franklin
by Solbiaka March 5, 2022
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mrs franklin

a creature only God can confront without turning to stone....
Mrs Franklin doesn't need a Halloween costume to be scary!
by somerandomasshole69 December 12, 2017
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Nigga Franklin

This is a turtle that happens to be cooler than all other turtles. Currently residing in Nick's dorm room, it is essential that you greet NF when you walk in the door.

As an understated member of the Broternity, Nigga Franklin enjoys spending his time blowing bubbles, nomming turtle food and watching the antics of the boys on floor 18.

His name may change depending on who is addressing him.
He may look cute but Nigga Franklin would pop a cap in yo' ass

(If he had hands)
by StealthDom October 19, 2011
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ben franklin

ben franklin was the renowned american inventor patriot printer etc...and also a lover of the ladies. any lady.
hence, the term 'ben franklin'. it can be used in lieu of i'd hit that, and also in exchange for bullshit- but only in context of sexuality - ben franklin means 'you'd fuck anything' in this instance.
p1-"ooh i'd hit that, ben franklin"
p2-"not me her knees are too sharp"
p1-"whatever man, ben franklin"
by geoffk January 9, 2006
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urethra franklin

A really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really sadistic or just not thinking when they named her.
I love that scene from The Blues Brothers when Urethra Franklin starts singing and dancing in the diner
by andy1 September 13, 2006
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Urethra Franklin

When she eats a "Carolina Reaper" then gives you a blow job.
"Yo John did you here about Nick the outher day?..He hooked up with that hot chick from 4th period and she gave him a Urethra Franklin!
by 6Home-$lice9 January 26, 2019
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crusty franklin

when you collect dried cum from various objects and locations ( ex. bed sheets, tip of penis, faces, genitalia, pillow cases, breasts, toilet seats, computer keyboards, showers, underpants exc.)than you proceed to crumble the dried cum into fine powder and put it in a line and snort it.
once i woke up in the morning to do my laundry just like every other day, when i noticed a very large amount of dried cum on my bed sheets so i proceeded to perform a crusty franklin on top of my dryer while pleasuring myself.
by holly and bec <3 December 17, 2008
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