flossed up

to be in a happy state of drunkeness or fucked up in other words

yo look at adam over there dancing!

yeah man he is hella flossed up

by miikstyles August 15, 2010

Street Flossin'

A dirty white man or boy, who rolls around in his hoop-dee, bumpin' gangster tools such as "gangsters paradise". Most often seen steering with one tattooed arm, leaned back real gangster like...lookin' stupid as ever.

ME: Hey bitch...did you just that trailer parker street flossin'??
YOU: Yeah...he was stunnin' like my Daddy.

by 3whitegirls March 29, 2009

flossin

to clean between one's teeth using dental floss

Good oral hygiene includes daily flossin

by Kyless September 25, 2006

floss-concious

When another person criticizes your choice of dental floss, and you suddenly become acutely aware of your floss.

Person One: "Dude, your floss is from Hy-Vee? That's lame."
Person Two: "Cut it out! You're making me all floss-concious!"

by Kieushly August 3, 2007

Flossed

The past tense of the word "flaw", which is an adjective used to describe a person who just bailed, or frequently bails, on commitments. This especially applies to flaking out on social plans, such as going to clubs, theme parks, the movies, concerts, and going on dates.

If someone was flaw to you, they flossed you.

Michael: Bro, are we goin' out tonight?

Brandon: Nah man, I have a chemistry test tomorrow... I gotta study.

Michael: Dude, that's so flaw... you said you would go. You flossed me.

by EmDeeAr October 21, 2011

Flossin

To brag or to boast.

We be flossin our mad rides.

by Alex April 2, 2005

dental floss

Chinese or Japanese person's blindfold.

"Give some dental floss on Ping's eyes, he's about to go to sleep."

by Alex O. October 8, 2004